Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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