6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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