For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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