Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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