so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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