they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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