I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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