y did u give ur computer a hand job?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
only if we run a train.
done.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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