Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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