he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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