Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Randomize
