I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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