I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
