I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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