You surviving the open bar?
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I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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