"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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