i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
