scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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