so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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