I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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