What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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