yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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