She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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