I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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