I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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