with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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