If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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