i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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