shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Small penises have feelings too.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It was like giving head to a cactus.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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