Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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