I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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