I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
accomplished twins. life is a go
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
