i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Well I just put wine in my tea
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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