Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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