I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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