Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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