TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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