I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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