She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It's just like the Real World with babies
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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