A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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