Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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