Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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