Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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