dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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