Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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