whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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