You're completely useless in the revolution.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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