Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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