yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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