It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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