If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
4 words: hood of his car
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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