yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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