The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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