If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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