Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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