East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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