doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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